Numnuts

1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts

"Shut up numnuts."

by dadmenow December 1, 2017

Numnut

Numnut is the word my boyfriend uses to describe me. It means retarted, stupid and sped.

me: “Steam is hot”

Boyfriend: “ it wasn’t the steam numnut it was the bag.”

by Floyd George May 4, 2021

Numnuths

1. A man who stalks another man

2. Gay

3. Orders computer parts to stalk me...I mean Justin

4. Doesn't notice that his hair is gay

5. Smells

6. thsths

7. Has a lisp

8. Wears GAY clothes

9. Calls others, who he stalks, numnuths

Why is that dude following you brohan. Hes being such a numnuths?

Hey numnuths, stop running away from meh!

by thslover September 9, 2010

numnut

An dumb person or bumbling idiot. "Num-" refers to the term "numb", describing a person's general feelings/attitude towards people.
-used as a non-offensive, yet funny insult

"Oops. I just spilled another soda"
"You dam numnut"

by Freddfu December 28, 2005

numnum

Delicious or yummy food; usually spoken to child or pet during feeding or before a snack.

She gave her child some delicious numnums to snack on.
Good boy Fido. Now Come get your numnum.
Open your mouth (hangar) the airplane is coming in for a landing carrying some yummy numnums.

by BJHWord September 13, 2012

numnumz

A really cute dog or yummy treat.

That dog is so numnumz!

by kwatkins413 November 16, 2010

numnuts

Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."

Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?

by AlaBam November 30, 2006