nucking futs

a term used to say fucking nuts in front of a parent, teacher, etc.; 2. crazy, fucked up

that roller coster was nucking futs.

by RHughesy May 31, 2009

nucking futs

What you say when children are around to call someone crazy. And not just a little crazy... I mean like, "key your ex-boyfriend's car" kind of crazy.

Did you see what she posted on Facebook? She's nucking futs!

by nuttymcnutso January 23, 2015

nucking futs

Alternate spelling of "nucking futz". Defined as a humorous way of saying "fucking nuts".

Dude #1: Yo man, yo ma is nucking futs.
Dude #2: True dat.

by Muskrat72 January 2, 2008

nucking+futs

The F Word's F and the Nuts N are switched, thus creating Nucking Futs. Slang for uncensored word.

The new catch phrase "Nucking Futs!" That guy's crotch got hit! THATS NUCKING FUTS!

by LiquidDragon September 27, 2003

Nucking Futs

More formal or classroom appropriate way of saying Fucking Nuts.

When people show up late for class, it drives me Nucking Futs.

by NervousClassGoerSaysRoar April 26, 2011

Nuck Fut

An insult towards one of low humorous qualities, such as Dale. A variation of the term Fuck nut, but without the obsenity and sounds a whole lot funnier See also: fuck nut

You nuck fut, stop raping my socks with your shoes.

by Kitten Monkey October 4, 2003

Nucking futs

When you tryin to pull out but she puts it back in anyways

Dang Isabella your logic is nucking futs

by 3van Harvey March 11, 2019