Nuck Fut

An insult towards one of low humorous qualities, such as Dale. A variation of the term Fuck nut, but without the obsenity and sounds a whole lot funnier See also: fuck nut

You nuck fut, stop raping my socks with your shoes.

by Kitten Monkey October 4, 2003

nucking futs

to be extrmely fucking nuts

Dude Connor Slaybaugh is nucking futs.

by l was here June 23, 2008

nucking futs

take the "n" off of the nucking and the "f" off the futs...... put the "f" on the "ucking" and the "n" on "uts"..... then you get fucking nuts

that guy is nucking futs

by casey June 2, 2005

Nucking futs

When you tryin to pull out but she puts it back in anyways

Dang Isabella your logic is nucking futs

by 3van Harvey March 11, 2019

nucking futs

a term used to say fucking nuts in front of a parent, teacher, etc.; 2. crazy, fucked up

that roller coster was nucking futs.

by RHughesy May 31, 2009

nucking futs

What you say when children are around to call someone crazy. And not just a little crazy... I mean like, "key your ex-boyfriend's car" kind of crazy.

Did you see what she posted on Facebook? She's nucking futs!

by nuttymcnutso January 23, 2015

nucking futs

Alternate spelling of "nucking futz". Defined as a humorous way of saying "fucking nuts".

Dude #1: Yo man, yo ma is nucking futs.
Dude #2: True dat.

by Muskrat72 January 2, 2008