NTS 

nuke the shithouse.
basically, when you take a
big, stinky, steamy shit.

*at dinner*
Ruben: Excuse me, I must NTS before I shart myself.

NTS by reindeer spickle June 23, 2008

nts 

NOT THAT SMART. people who really cant explain their ability to say things that are stupid, or not that smart

Person 1: I was gonna get a tattoo of the date i die, but then i realized i'd be dead before i could get the tattoo...
Person 2: Oh my god, that was an nts moment right there.

nts by nts_official November 28, 2010

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Not that serious

this situation is NTS... So chill jsi

NTS by jsinger657 March 1, 2011

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shorten from not that serious, used to say when something that happens isnt as important as people think it is.

Guy #1: OMG that guy is Level 75 in lineage

Guy #2: NTS we can still beat him

NTS by Stu January 28, 2005

NTS 

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

NTS by shawn February 17, 2004

NTS 

stands for Notice The Swagg

used after any statement made suggesting someone's immence amount of swagg; as in what someone has, is, or will do, clothing, expensive items, etc.

Twitter Update:

Goin 2 the club 2nite and pickin up sum hoes wit ma homiessss. NTS!!!!

NTS by TheLunaticNinja June 28, 2009

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Note the sarcasm

Isn't that great? NTS

NTS by freedom at stake August 9, 2016