...noted

to confirm that something has been absorbed by the human mind

person1: hey we are going to meet at 4
person2: ...noted

by zeethedogger April 20, 2006

noted

a sarcastic way to say "thanks for sharing, no one really cares"

John: DUDE I ate a lollipop today!

Bob: noted.

by amdude March 11, 2010

On That Note

Is giving importance to a fact by saying it before the fact.

On that note ima head out.

by Downbadmar December 20, 2020

Noted

The word everyone fucking learned since school went online because of Covid-19

"Hello everyone there will be no live class today"
"Noted"

by Astnee Spreteng May 15, 2021

noted

an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their Face Book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome shit that they have been spouting for months. You want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but you know that it's useless- they will continue on their senseless course. This is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from Ann Coulteror Michelle Bachman, comments supporting Climategate and most anything coming out of a ReBiblican's mouth.

1. "President Obama was not born in the United States."
reply: "noted"

2. Michelle Bachman said “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard".
reply: "noted"

by arachnidz February 24, 2010

note

A term used for a person purchasing illegal substances such as crack, weed, heroin, cocaine etc.

Quit trying to hit my note he has been spending with me all day!

by Wilican January 20, 2007

Noting

To write a note on Facebook. Can be used as improv when you accidentally say noting instead of nothing.

whatcha doing?
noting
ohh cool i wanna read it

by mmx3 October 22, 2009