Sobriety

The state that is achieved (for instance) on monday about 2:30pm > 5:30pm, either at work or driving home, when you realizse that the headache you've had all day was a warning to your body that all the fun you had over the weekend had to finnish with the realization that it might not have been the best idea in the world to zip-tie your best friend, naked, to that cow (common milk or heafer will do) just before you superglued (him/her) to that riot wagon.
ITS A FUKIN COW DUDE, if you poke it, it will come,,,---
ok lets do this fast (relavent stumble), you got him naked yet???--- is the glue ready???,,,etc---, your gonna regret this when sobriety hits ya tommorow mofo, hehe
by Rippedd June 24, 2009
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Sobriety Dysphoria

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober
I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.
by TheTallestPsychonaut June 28, 2021
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Sobriety Divide

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.
The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.
by ericmanoa August 01, 2013
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Moment of Sobriety

The moment when your mind clears of all effects of any substances in order to deal with a serious issue or problem
I was struck with a Moment of Sobriety when the cops came knocking at that party.
by O'Higgins August 27, 2006
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Sobriety Lights

The lights which are turned on in a bar or nightclub at or shortly before closing time so as the staff can see to clean up and to give the patrons the signal to leave. These can be either a specific set of lights or simply the general lighting in the building.
"How was your night?"
"Not bad - we stayed at the pub until the sobriety lights came up and we had to head out."
by Das Frettchen December 13, 2012
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California Sobriety

California Sobriety or California Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizes Marijuana and Plant Medicines in Moderation.
Want to get drunk?

No thank you. I quit alcohol last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called California Sober, California Sobriety, or Cali Sober.
by Soberisdope April 01, 2021
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fake sobriety

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.
Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.
by mcJoo July 11, 2008
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