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moses nosedive 

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham
1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.
moses nosedive by strathosphere November 22, 2010

Burgundy Nosedive 

To perform cunilingus when the recipient is menstruating.
Pedro: How was your night last night?

Jack: I didn't realise untill after but I did the Burgundy Nosedive.

New Zealand Nosedive 

A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end
Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive?
Jase: Yes.
Chris: It looks gay as fuck.

Plymouth Nose Dive 

To shit on someone's chest and then body slam them, throwing shit in all directions.
Me and my girl did a Plymouth Nose Dive the other night, man that was a mess.
Plymouth Nose Dive by SwagMcLovin January 9, 2015

Chocolate Nose Dive 

when a guy stuffs his nose into another guy's ass
dude i totally chocolate nose dived tony after football practice
Chocolate Nose Dive by MouthFist August 13, 2011

Polish Nose Dive 

Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her
-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!
Polish Nose Dive by ANTPATALE January 30, 2009