norkseous

Adj. When a woman's tits, or norks, are just too big and a bit disturbingly so, as in nauseous, feeling sick.

I felt a bit norkseous after seeing what I'd been groping in the dark - her tits were frighteningly large!

by Trafford January 13, 2009

norster

A combintion of "Norman" and the suffix "trickster". A weeb, a game addict, and a sweaty gamer.

You little Norster, get back to work.

by NotNorster August 23, 2022

Norsechamp

LoL player who keeps on missing CS.

ugh, you suck! you just pulled a norsechamp!

by DOYOUTHINKIMTROLLING March 29, 2013

norked

to hook up with an out of towner.

i heard that girl got norked last night at that party by that gymnast kid

by mugrootberr June 19, 2010

Nurskee

(Verb) Having sex with your good friend's mom, because they absolutely insisted you do it.

Friend: If you don't go in that room and nurskee, than the world will cease to exist!

You: Really? Well, if it is to save the world, It must be done. Now if you will excuse me, I am gonna go nurskee like a champ!

by Modest Maniac October 5, 2011

NorseBoo

Someone who really, genuinely thinks that ancient Nordic Culture is somehow superior (note, not just cooler) than a modern day culture.

Me: wow, i sure love living in this great city of Warsaw, Poland
Norseboo: Damn, if this were 700 years ago, I would have raped and pillaged the shit out of this city

by swenks_ November 16, 2018

hung like a Norse

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse

"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003