chuck norrised

to forward kick something or someone with great force.

-dude why you kick my door like that?! you're not chuck norris.
-ya but I chuck norrised it.
-oh

by the akuma slayer January 14, 2008

Norrised

To get owned by Chuck Norris or is a Chuck Norris like manner

1. Dude did you see that guy get Round-House kicked?

He got totally Norrised

by Captin Dinosaur August 4, 2009

Chuck Norrised

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face

guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry

by Drakethacrusty March 27, 2009

Chuck Norrised

Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.

1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"

Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"

2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"

Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"

by Junkie2115 March 4, 2010

Chuck Norrised

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.

i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009

mall-nourished

The state of lacking nutrition due to a diet comprised mainly of shopping mall food court fare.

"Ow, my stomach hurts from eating those tacos from the food court. Yesterday, it was mall chinese. I think I'm mall-nourished."

by h34rt_sh33p October 19, 2011

chuck norrised

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris

chuck norrised

by ...kirbi... June 3, 2010