nofap

The extremely difficult act of not fucking oneself

Man nofap is hard

by eeeeeeg April 26, 2014

NoFap

The idea that one can become stronger and better themselves by abstaining from porn and masturbation (possibly arousal as well). Personally NoFap has worked for me wonders. I am currently at 92 days, and although I do not have “superpowers” my mind is much clearer, and I feel more motivated to eat healthy, go to the gym, and daytrade.

Person 1: “NoFap is a placebo, dude”
Person 2: “The fuck are you talking about? I am a living example showing it works, my mind is clearer, I am more motivated, and confident.

by PhilMcCrack July 5, 2021

Nonfactor

A person of little to no importance; a dimwitted, unresponsive player.

Nevek is such a nonfactor. He turns with his arrow keys.

by Vend August 31, 2008

Noobanese

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

by Dark6 September 11, 2005

Nofalofagus

The planet of Nofalofagus is a weird planet full of stupidly ginormous lollipops that somehow stand by themselves.

' The planet of Nofalofagus '

by I'm sadly not fictional March 25, 2022

noobacabra

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

by Colin W. November 23, 2006

noofter

Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"

by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007