Noodle

A very skinny and lengthy type of person. Has no muscle structure, usually tall and skinny. Very little arms and a very fragile frame

Arjun you need to go to the gym more often your really a noodle these days

by Joe Smoe2342 October 17, 2009

noodle

Asian woman

Are those noodles chinese?

by SIX HOT LOADS July 1, 2019

noodle

a heterosexual woman who will partake in a sexual relationship with another woman if aroused.

that girl is a total noodle; she's straight until you get her wet.

by Crystal Christie September 17, 2010

Noodle

If you’re not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles

Alex: Hi morgan!

Morgan: …
Alex: what is with you
Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE

by Ratas.noodles May 5, 2023

Noodle

A penis, tired from already performing,

and ejaculating, incapable erection until resting sufficiently.

She was glad to grab her toy since all her partner had left was his soft Noodle.

by Danny Durden May 27, 2021

Noodle

to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away

I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle

by Zimbo-argie June 26, 2012

Noodle

Goofball, asshole, a straight clown-ass dude. Mainly used in the Philadelphia area.

Yo that nigga is a straight noodle son.

by slang doc February 10, 2015