Noodle

A very skinny and lengthy type of person. Has no muscle structure, usually tall and skinny. Very little arms and a very fragile frame

Arjun you need to go to the gym more often your really a noodle these days

Noodle by Joe Smoe2342 October 17, 2009

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a heterosexual woman who will partake in a sexual relationship with another woman if aroused.

that girl is a total noodle; she's straight until you get her wet.

noodle by Crystal Christie September 17, 2010

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If you’re not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles

Alex: Hi morgan!

Morgan: …
Alex: what is with you
Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE

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A penis, tired from already performing,

and ejaculating, incapable erection until resting sufficiently.

She was glad to grab her toy since all her partner had left was his soft Noodle.

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to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away

I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle

Noodle by Zimbo-argie June 26, 2012

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Goofball, asshole, a straight clown-ass dude. Mainly used in the Philadelphia area.

Noodle by slang doc February 10, 2015