Neobation

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.

Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.

by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009

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noobillion

When somebody is being just that much of a noob...

noob: Free Stuff Pl0x
Homie: Noobillion Plz

by Homie_Joe May 9, 2010

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noobition • Noobitron • Noobtionist • Noobatron • Noobitis • Neobation • Noalition • Nolitionary • noobaton • noobatronicafilicationalizedness

Noobitron

Someone so noobish that the word "noob" is not adequate. Also appropriate to refer to such persons as: 'tron, noobface, nooblet, noobtard, and nooblius maximus.

Jeff: What the hell, did you see that 16-year-old a**-face just cut me off in his stupid little Toyota Yaris?
Mark: Fu*kin' noobitron.

by Scotty TJ December 4, 2010

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noobikins

A pet name for your local noobs.

Me: How yoo doin, noobikins?
Spanky: Good, master.

by Poot the ninja towel boy January 11, 2008

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noobitis

A severe condition that results in the noob gland becoming gradually inflamed to the point by which exposure to the individual (whom has nobitis), can cause yourself to contract the disease. Caution must be taken when encountering an individual with noobitis, as one may become a noob themself. A terrible, terrible fate.

Bob: "Oii, you hear about Paul?"
John: "nah, what happened?"
Bob: "They wanted to take him to the hospital, supposebly he is suffering from noobitis. The doctor told me not to visit otherwise I'd land up there too"
John: "tough.. I hear that disease can be fatal.. What a poor, poor noob"

by harry_the_second April 24, 2011

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