nonexistent

not existing. seemingly not there. missing. gone. absent.

Derrick's relationship with his 16 year old brother was almost nonexistent. They barely talked and he didn't really want him interfering with his life.

by darksongbird March 21, 2009

Nonexistent Kid

When you in kahoot, and you have no idea what to name yourself.

Samantha: The kahoot name should be..?

Rob: You gonna be Mr. Krabs again?

Jim: Nah, dude. I'm gonna be "Nonexistent_Kid"

My name in Kahoot is Nonexistent Kid.

by Ehh Nonexistant Kid June 16, 2018

yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis

It's a frase that I use to tell my friends to suck my penis, but I dont actually have a penis.

Hhrrthgsghgfh
"yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis"

by GothicGhoul666 May 17, 2019

nonexistant

The person one becomes after being dumped or factored out of a relationship.

He was no longer on the list to be invited to the holiday dinner, he is a nonexistant.

A person is seen with another everyday for five years, then suddenly he is never talked about, he is a nonexistant.

by Sean Layman April 30, 2006

National nonexistent day

Its a holiday that doesn’t exist

Man today is national nonexistent day

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

ryans nonexisting dick

A term to use when a guy shoves his whole dick into his personality therefore leaving him with a baby penis.

you are a real ryans nonexisting dick all the time!!!

by bitchykitten069 January 29, 2017

Nonexisdick

A name for a male without a penis, or a male with a penis barely visible to the naked eye.

Girl #1: "So I heard you didn't smoosh."
Girl #1: "Yeah, I made him drop trout, but I couldn't even see his dick."
Girl #2: "No wonder they call him Nonexisdick."

by Officer Raunch February 28, 2011