1 definition by Officer Raunch

Nonexisdick

A name for a male without a penis, or a male with a penis barely visible to the naked eye.

Girl #1: "So I heard you didn't smoosh."
Girl #1: "Yeah, I made him drop trout, but I couldn't even see his dick."
Girl #2: "No wonder they call him Nonexisdick."

by Officer Raunch February 11, 2011