Dog Nonce

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

by topwise September 4, 2019

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Nonce

British slang for pedophile

That guy in the van is a nonce

by Poo86 December 27, 2018

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noncat

That which is not cat.

"There are two kinds of people in the world: the cat, and the noncat."

Naji the King

"I just saw noncat ahmustafa in John Lewis; I totally avoided him"

Anonymous

by Cat Ahmustafa September 29, 2012

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Nonaversary

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.

I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

by Faster Redhead May 5, 2016

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Nona

Nona is definatly the best, most kind, amazing, and beautiful girl that you will ever meet! If you have her-i can't stress this enough-DONT MESS IT UP! It will be the WORST mistake of you entire life! She is amazing and beautiful and every guy would be lucky to have her. Her dark completed beauty does nothing to help you from falling madly in love! Also, although she may seem tiny and cute and innocent at first, she is really a little NINJA OF DEATH! If you get her mad she will hunt you down and kill you IN YOUR SLEEP! One thing to remember is that if hurt her she may say that she forgives you- and most of the time she honestly does- but when she says she's done with you she is DONE. She is an independent person but she still needs someone there for her when she's down. If she chooses you to be that person don't hurt her. She may be great at giving advice but that doesn't mean that she doesn't need it sometimes too. And although she may seem happy and perfectly fine almost all the time she'll always have something bringing her down but she'll never tell anyone because when she does they never seem to care. Treat her like a queen, like your treasure, because sooner or later you'll realize that's what she is.......

Have you met Nona?

No, lol didn't you guys date?
Yeah, but I messed up really bad and now idk what to do...
Well, I don't know her that well but I can tell she still cares about you.

by #wbw# November 8, 2016

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