nunchucks

Weapons napoleon keeps in his locker.

See also bowstaff, as another weapon napoleon is good at using, and the reason a gang wants to recruit him.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.

by chadbobb December 5, 2004

Nunchucks

a person who can’t make up their mind about love; one moment they’re chasing after you, and the next moment they’re running away

Don't waste your time with Lee. He’s a total nunchucks!

by Saltine2009 July 19, 2020

bloody nunchucks

While performing a sexual act involving penial penetration on a female during her menstruation period, the woman will remove her bloody tampon and begin whacking the male penis with it as he ejaculates on her face.

Just as I was about to nut, this chick yanked out her used tampon and started whacking my dick with with her bloody nunchucks!!!

by Kit-Kat-Kara April 24, 2011

Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

nunchucks

A euphemism for male gonads. Since nunchakus(aka nunchucks) come in pairs and hurt to get hit with, or in this case, get hit in.

He got kicked in the nunchucks!

by EliKyoshiro April 22, 2018

Nunchucks

A weapon used in martial arts, usually in taekwondo and sometimes judo.

"look at that ninja, he's swinging those nunchucks all over the place"

by Beatthatthatpuss445 October 18, 2018

nonechucks

Da actual number of wood-chucks dat a woodchuck could chuck in reality.

Maybe a woodchuck could do nonechucks with heavy pieces of firewood, but could he swing two sticks connected by a rope or chain?

by QuacksO March 24, 2021