Nombie

A Zombie after you have hit him as hard as you can on the side of his head with a baseball bat.

The Zombie was fast approaching me, so I grabbed my Louisville Slugger and nailed him on the side of his head, Babe Ruth style. That former Zombie is now a Nombie!

by Rob A. Zombie August 2, 2006

Nombie

Derived from "Nombie", ie, a zombie who has his head whacked really hard ...

... a "Nombie" is a person who is very tired, inactive, depressed, passive, apathetic, or bored.

by Mike Bozdog August 15, 2006

Nombie

Nombie, being a "head-bashed Zombie", can also refer to, in reality, a person who is somewhat dim-witted, slow, or possibly takes thing too literally, doesn't get jokes, etc.

We were trying to explain the concept to Dingledorf, but, he just didn't get it. After 2 hours, we gave up. We started cracking jokes about him after that, in his presence, but it was cool, because he didn't get that either! What a Nombie!!!

by Adam DeFeather August 16, 2006

nombie

A zombie that, as opposed to typical zombies, run. Nombies are usually of African descent which explains their increased speed. Occasionally, nombies feed on stolen property instead of brains.

If there was ever a zombie apocalypse, there is no way we could survive. All our neighbors would be nombies. We could never make it to the mall. They would chase us down.

by pulpfriction April 22, 2010

Nombie

Nombie is the coolest person who has ever been invented, everyone must love him

Jim:OH MY GOD, LOOK ITS NOMBIE!!!!!
Andio: OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM!!

by Nombz0r March 16, 2005

Nombie

Just a guy, with love handels. Adam Molloy apparently fancies him. How odd. Smells quite alot.

Gaw, he smells like a Nombie.

by John Smith April 19, 2005

Nombie

A not bad person, but comes with an awful smell.

Jeez...what a Nombie.

by Adam April 18, 2005