nomap

"non-offensive minor attracted person."

A subgroup of individuals who are attracted to minors minors: people under the legal age, typically 18 years of age, who put measures into place so to avoid legal offenses involving minors as their victims. These people may be otherwise referred to blindly as pedophiles, although that definition is less considerate of these persons' unfortunate attractive dispositions in our societies.

A: Is that guy a pedophile?
B: No, well, they're a nomap.

nomap by acapla December 30, 2021

Nomophobe 

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.

Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.

Nomophobe by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015

Nomophobia 

Fear of being away from a mobile phone

Sherwyn has a serious case of nomophobia

Nomophobia by ravi001 August 31, 2015

Nofap 

(Noun)
1. An online community with thousands of members who practice avoiding all forms of artificial sexual stimulation (e.g., watching porn and masturbating).

Determined to suppress his porn addiction, he decided to start NoFap.

Nofap by TheBlackWeeaboo July 8, 2016

nompty 

legal drug its like a good 65/35 sativa good cerebral high very productive all natural like stevia and its legal

hey james, did you hear about this drug nompty?
yea i did nathan, im off one right now did i mention there legal

nompty by the nomptinator May 20, 2019

Nomak

A Japanese hip-hop producer, heavily influenced by Nujabes (Seba Jun). Like Nujabes, he also mixed all genres of music to make a unique and addictive sound. Mostly known for his album Calm.

Friend 1: What are you listening to? That sounds unique.
Friend 2: Nomak

Nomak by Bor3dumb July 9, 2011

nocap twitter 

A section of twitter users who purposefully type in all lower case or don't capitalize their sentences properly to appear chill or relaxed. This name heavily applies to iPhone users especially, as it means they must have gone into their settings to purposefully change capitalization or they undo the capitalization as they type. You can see this all through out social media, but Twitter is the most common.

I hate nocap twitter, like, they don't look chill, they look stupid.

nocap twitter by The Massive November 29, 2019