Noem

Releasing your bowels into your pants because no one wants you in their bathroom.

Denied entry for being a total rectum, the Secretary was forced to pull a Noem after enjoying succulent tacos for lunch.

by Armyamy October 5, 2025

Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025