Kristi Noem

The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.

Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.

Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!

by silavon May 15, 2024

Noem

To cause the death of one's pet; to violently deprive one's pet of life.

Synonyms: kill, murder

Origin: South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's memoir, No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward, in which she details shooting her "untrainable" 14-month-old puppy in the face.

Kristi's dog Cricket was useless at hunting birds, so she noemed him.

by Good Doggie April 28, 2024