borderline nocturnal

Staying up so late over winter/spring/summer break that you are sleeping through almost the whole day.

Todd: Dude, I've been texting you all day, why didn't you answer?

Mike: Sorry bro I've been so borderline nocturnal lately that I couldn't check my phone until now.

by blerghhhhhhh January 7, 2013

nocturnal commissions

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.

Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

neo nocturnal

When you sleep for 1/4 of the day, then are awake for another 1/4 of the day, then sleep again for 1/4 of the day, and then awake for the rest of the 1/4 of the day.

Example of neo nocturnal:
7pm-4am: awake
4am-7am- sleep
7am-3pm: awake
3pm-7pm: sleep

by stay single 4 life April 6, 2021

Nocturnal liquidation

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.

I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016

Nocturnal Overdrive

When your mind is constantly racing late at night but you're extremely low on energy.

I'm tired as fuck but I can't stop thinking. Fuck Nocturnal Overdrive.

by RariFoag Productions May 12, 2019

Nocturnal

Sleeps during the day, awake at night.

Why is Nash eating fruity pebbles at 3am? Gosh he is so nocturnal

by Ayee55 December 30, 2014

nocturnal mission

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017