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by amber January 15, 2005

Nobel

Nobel is the cutest, kindest, and the most thoughtful person you will ever meet, but his best feature are his looks if he is your boyfriend then WOW 🤩 you’re the luckiest person ever. He is just the hottest person ever 🥵

That guy is sooooo cute he is a Nobel.

by alexsereal07 October 1, 2019

Nobel Logic

Giving an award as part of encouragement or anticipation, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.

1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after assuming office.

2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.

by notonthenobelcommittee October 10, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize

An award given out by the Norwegian-based Nobel committee. In the dark and oppressive capitalistic society of the 20th century, the prize was one of the most coveted and hard to win of all the Nobel prizes, given only to people who actually, like DID something, such as devoting their lives to the service of others or some other worthless garbage.

In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction.

At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.

I just won the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm lovin' it!

by Jett October 15, 2009

Nobed

A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable

Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim

by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018

No bev

Someone eating a meal and doesn’t have a beverage(drink).

Yooo his food is dry asf he got No Bevvvv

by jelllyks December 2, 2019

baconeggandcheese with no bev

The worst sin a man can ever commit. It is the universes number 1 unwritten rule. Baconeggandcheese with no bev is like having a cheeseburger wit no cheese, its like having a dried ass popeyes biscuit with no form of liquid consumption right after. If you order a baconeggandcheese wit no bev, sleep with one eye open. It is the most inhuman and disgusting thing you can possibly order. People who have a baconeggandcheese wit no bev will be the downfall of the human race and have been proven by my fantastic psychological skills that these people inherit atleast 3 neurological disorders including schizophrenia, Alzheimer’s, and cerebral palsy. I conclude my argument.

NYC enthusiast: yo bro what u want me to order for you.
Random kid: get me that baconeggandcheese.
NYC enthusiast: alright cool, what bev you wan-
Random kid: no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: wait what?
Random kid: I said no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: y- your joking right? (Chuckles lightly)
Random kid: Nigga, I said no bev.
Nyc Police: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTED FOR HAVING A BACONEGGANDCHEESE WITH NO BEV! *shoots civilian 20 times in the chest*

by Bigassballs69 May 6, 2022