nisse

Gnome
Santa Clause
Little people that live in barns and have big white beards.

Can also be used as an insult.

The nisse stole my shit.

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

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nissie

Nissie is a nice calm person and has many friends.she speaks politely and obeys her orders. Three words to explain her kind, funny and helpful❤

1.wow do you know that the new girl nissie just helped me get my work done quicker than usual !!

by DoGgYLOvEr March 5, 2017

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nissue • nissen • nisse • Nissua • nipsue • nisque • Nissebanden • NisseFitte • Nisse fjomp • Nissekat

Derived from swedish name's nisse and per, created to sound silly. It first appeared during a LAN-gaming night playing Serious Sam where one of the players, playing the pirate, took the name nisse-per.
Later it has become synonym with Kankuro's, from Naruto, doll and the grammatically incorrect "sin kompis" meaning Kankuro.

Nisse-Per och sin kompis sköt potatisar med hagelgevär.(Nisse-Per and his friend shot potatoes with a shotgun.) Note:The intended grammatical error 'SIN kompis' is untranslatable to english.

Nisse-Per will have yer booty!

by Nisse-Per September 22, 2007

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Rasmus nissen

On every November Rasmus Nissen cums out to jizz on men. You have set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand or he will jizz in ur mouth, He is like Santa or The easter bonny.

School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth

Klaus: nooooo

Ohh no i forgot to put jizz out for Rasmus Nissen

by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022

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nissues

When your 'nis (penis) isn't working and it's causing some issues

Ally: Ugh, my 40-year-old boyfriend drank a whole handle of Jack Daniels and had nissues again yesterday.
Karly: You should really get that old man some Viagra®.

by turd fartman January 8, 2021

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