Ninjanuity

to react at a certian point in time where you would not be able to do something but only for that point and time, acrobatic like mind wise or even being sneaky

barbra was coming out of the kitchen with 2 plates in her hand as she started to fall derek grabed one of the plates and her with out dropping anything on the floor, and looking highly dramatic. dam derek that was Ninjanuity there

by Derek Post July 3, 2007

Ninjacide

The same as suicide but with a ninja instead of a gun, rope, car exhaust...ect.

Purposly picking a fight with a ninja because you have a death wish.

Dan: Hey ninja, what's the matter? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this morning??

<later at Dan's closed casket funeral>
John: So, how did Dan die?
Kate: it was ninjacide...
John: Sweet!

by neversweat May 24, 2006

ninjabitch

A girl who seems sweet and loveable and awesome when you start dating her, but turns out to be a bitch later, particularly by cheating on you.

"So, how are things going with you and Lisa?"

"Oh, we broke up man. She turned out to be a complete ninjabitch-- She fucked my best friend and didn't tell me for three months."

by Pebble January 17, 2006

ninjility

Having the agility of a Ninja

He displayed his ninjility by dodging the cars on the freeway

by margaret-vandersnoodle March 27, 2009

Ninjanuity

One's ability to be a ninja

How's your ninjanuity coming along?

by The Red One June 13, 2009

Ninjacide

The act of being slaughtered by a band of roaming ninjas armed with only rusty spoons

I'm going to commit ninjacide

by Master Hades November 25, 2009

ninjosity

Descriptive term for explaining someone who is currently experiencing a high level of ninja like being. For example, getting continuously whooped at a fighting game would give you a very low ninjosity.

a: Dude, did you see that guy take out those 4 guards in two seconds?
b: No way!
a: Yes, the ninjosity is high in that one.

by David of the Ninja clan Higgins August 26, 2007