Niggameter

The average length a black person can jump.

Example, the nearest store is about 20 niggameters(nm) away.

by baby Patrick September 9, 2012

niggerometer

the feeling in your head you get when there is a nigger around.

me: do you feel that?
friend: what?
me: my niggerometer is going off!
friend: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

by beatinniggersallday October 22, 2011

Niggameter

The amount of African Americans in a given area

There are 7 black people in the pool, and only 2 other people. The niggameter is very high

by LILGL2BI July 17, 2022

Nibometer

Main Entry: nib-om-et-er
Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.

An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.

Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.

Holy shit! If it were any colder out, my nibometers would rip right through my shirt!

by CaptBT July 28, 2010

niggameyer

Yet another variation of the slang word "nigga" except with an extra couple syllables to make it fun to say fast.

Daunte is one crazy niggameyer!

by Mikey T December 14, 2004

Nigometry

The black form of Geometry.

Its like how Ebonics is the black mans form of English

White man 1: What is this crap?

White man 2: Its Nigometry

White man 1: WTF is that?

White man 2: Its geometry for black people

White man 1: Ohhhh I see

by LAWlerCOPter March 25, 2010

Nipometer

A females external thermometer.

Hey stacy! Is it cold in here?
Idk! Let me check my nipometer!

by T Beezy December 23, 2018