nickleback sucks

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.

Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!

by Edders1 September 14, 2013

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

nippleback

A backhand way to describe the group commonly known as Nickelback. No one likes them.

Hey, are you listening to Nippleback? I have no respect for you anymore. And I hate your raspy voice.

by Steve Pohler February 1, 2008

Nickleback

a band that tries to appeal to classic rock lovers but we all hate it. the leader sing of this band sounds like he swallowed many sheets of sand paper. also referd to as Nippleback.

I hate nickleback they try to be cool but are just fags.
Yeah i know i hate nippleback!

by I Know Shit August 16, 2006

nickleback whore

A cheap prostitute. Origin comes from an old joke where the punchline is, "I paid her a quarter, and she said, 'Here's your nickle back'"

Oh, you like it when I treat you rough? Come here, you nickleback whore

by DLayzell May 1, 2008

Nickleback

A contemptuous. derogatory, or demeaning term for a group of musical performers. Usually marked by sophomoric lyrics hitting on overly agreeable, mass appealing themes.

Person 1: Hey, how was that show last night?
Person 2: Ugh, bunch of Nicklebacks. What a waste of money.

by Vito_T October 15, 2010

nickleback

Normally a homosexual act of leaving a small deposit of semen mixed with faeces left on the other males back after anal penetration. Generally similar in size & colour to a nickel.

I gave him (or my lover) a Nickleback.

by MarkyGeeGee June 11, 2009