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fake newstards

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.
Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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Nestea Beitch

a nasty lame, lop, pud, or dumbass. Pronounced as its spelled but with a drunk pimp slur.
Listen here ya little nestea beitch, dont make me slap you.
by ibibibibibibibibibib February 1, 2009
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nestea peach

"Nestea Peach" is peach flavored tea, but it sounds like "nasty bitch".
"I bet she drinks Nestea Peach.."
"Why?"
"Because she's a nasty bitch."
by bspice September 8, 2009
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newspeak

n. Orwell's attempt to alert us that the English language is easily manipulated. Many new terms are created every year while many more are eliminated or have their meanings altered.
Discrimination:

oldspeak. adj. The ability to choose wisely between alternatives.

newspeak. n. The act of bias against a person or group. Prejudice.
by Last April 28, 2005
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Newspeak ref doubleplusgood. Oldspeak ref doubleplusungood. Newspeak ref 1984. 1984 ref George Orwell. George Orwell ref doubleplusungood. People ref George taken miniluv reeducate. BB Tripleplusgood. Winston doubleplusungood.
Oldspeak ref crimethink. Crimethink ref doubleplusungood. Minitruth use Newspeak. Newspeak doubleplusgood.
by minitruth January 13, 2010
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by AYB June 20, 2003
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Newsted

The term "Newsted'd" originaly derived from the 2nd bass player for metallica Jason Newsted, and it can mean many things.

1) To replace something / someone and have it never live up to the expectations of the original thing / person.

2) To be a bass player in a band and have your bass almost completely cut out of the mix so that you can't hear it.

3) To be generically owned by someone else in the sense that the ownee was left out or isolated by the ownerer.
1) Oh man, i totally got newsted'd when i bought this new car my old one completely owns it.

Billy dumped his girlfriend Veronica because he felt totally newsted'd when he compared her to his previous girlfriend.

2) I'm quitting my band they totally newsted'd me on our last CD.

3) Dude we just totally newsted'd that wanker at the shops, we told him we were going into the titty bar… but really we went into another titty bar!
by Flahn Premium Light January 30, 2007
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