Nerkie

/nərkie/
noun;

1. A foolish or contemptible person who lacks basic skills of current importance in modern society

-lacking in skills usually improved by experience but that also require certain levels of natural talent

2. A combination of a rookie and a nerd;

-usually used as a direct insult towards anyone who failed during a competitive event

(Brady gets killed within the first thirty seconds of Spec Ops on Call of Duty.)
Tyler - "Brady, you're such a nerkie!"

(Skyler and Nolan and try to get girls' number, gets rejected)
Adam - "Ahh man.. what a bunch of nerkies."

by tdagger May 1, 2011

Newkie Brown

Another name for Newcastle Beer.

I want to get drunk. Pass me a newkie brown.

by WeFester September 10, 2009

nekkid puerto rican girl

Similiar to the Holy Grail; the ultimate; the highest plateau one can achieve while still living.

"Dog, you gotta get to this party. Forget the concert, forget your girl, Jose has about 10 nekkid puertorican girls there who just graduated cathlic school." Just lovely.

by Angel August 21, 2004

Nikkie

A girl actually known as a red head. She's also smart, loves to smile, and is very grumpy when she does not get her sleep so don't piss her off she'll kick ass. She is very good at math and advance, she loves to hang around and has many close friends but a few bestfriends her true friends begin with M, L, K and D and we could be wrong but so much more. She may be good in singing and also and is very creative. (N)ever gives up although she may feel liking breaking down (I)ntelligent but sometimes lazy (K)inky at times (K)iddy at times but still sane (I)interesting (E)xcellent. That is the acronym to the name Nikkie, she is a very great girl.

You'd be lucky to have a Nikkie or even be friends with a Nikkie.

by JustYourAveragePerson October 7, 2010

nekked bewbs

a person who does stupid shit and gets away with it, tans everyday for an hour, gets a lot of likes on a photo on facebook because that person is half naked, calls their twin sister ugly, has anger issues, adds random people on facebook, smokes weed, gets drunk, annoying obnoxious voice, and is going no where in life.

person 1: did you see caylie last night?
person 2: yeah what a nekked bewbs.

by johnny smith hammelton November 6, 2012

nekked

to be without clothing doing something you are not supposed to be doing.

they were caught on Lover's Lane, nekked.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

newkie

a word to describe something as being “new”

this my newkie instagram

by hlei March 12, 2021