nasticals

Nasticals is a word used to describe unpleasantness.

Sarah: One time, Billy Joe Armstrong caught a turd in his mouth!!!

Lisa: Ew, that's nasticals

by Lisa and Sarah October 13, 2006

In-nadjicated

v. in·nadj·i·cat·ed, in·nadj·i·cat·ing, in·nadj·i·cates
v.t.r.
1. A gratuitous cuff across the face that is part of a larger shock and awe crusade. Care is given to the aesthetics of the slap. It is marked by an audible crack and a perceptible shifting of the recipients head. The hallmark is a handprint; not mandatory but desirable.

2. To cause stupefaction, stimulation, or excitement

In a sentence; I in-nadjicated all over his face last night.

by jtkndlml May 2, 2010

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

masticate

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE
Date: 1649
transitive senses
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive senses : CHEW
- mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun
- mas·ti·ca·tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun

Do you hob nob while masticating your comestibles?

by Zach O'Brien January 3, 2004

masticate

from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.

In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.

by Masterwinks December 28, 2005

Basticated

Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.

Damn my computer blew up with smoke and everything, its totally "basticated"

by Craig September 21, 2004

masticate

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

by wen January 3, 2003