Manometer

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy

That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

manometer

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Nipometer

A females external thermometer.

Hey stacy! Is it cold in here?
Idk! Let me check my nipometer!

by T Beezy December 23, 2018

Manometer

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.

Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly

by mrmangunn March 19, 2011

Nagdometer

-noun
Electronic radar enabled street signs and mobile units that inform motorist of their speed and flash when posted speed limit is exceeded.

One day law enforcement will be using nagdometers equipped with cameras to issue speeding tickets.

by Chris K. Davies November 4, 2007

nanomite

are extremely microscopic robot forms usually measuring in the incredible scale of nanometers. They have been used by both Joe and Cobra forces in their never-ending battle to stop each other. Military use is not the only way to utilize these amazing machines as there are also more beneficial applications such as in the field of medicine and construction.

We must defeat nanomites.

by DrewsFavoriteWord June 28, 2013

nanomeef

Nanomeef is a certain relation to trees

That weirdo over there identifies as a nanomeef

by Kittens5050 August 19, 2022