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Common Universal Natural Tendency 

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..
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Thuggizzle Natural Bar Soap 

The biggest natural bar soap in the world. The soap weighs 9oz and is said to give you over 30 showers.
That new thuggizzle natural bar soap got my skin really right!

natural hipster 

A hipster that becomes a hipster through natural events. He most likely attends a liberal arts college or lives in an urban environment. Unlike most hipsters who are trying to fit the hipster scene, this type of hipster is the scene and creates it.
fake hipster: got a new ironic t-shirt today!

natural hipster: I made that t-shirt
natural hipster by hillert November 6, 2013

Naturalista 

A natural woman devoted to the natural growth of her own natural textures without the use of any chemical process.
A Naturalista proudly promotes the growth of her own healthy hair with the assistance of protective styles such as braids and twists. There are different types of natural hair textures that are classified from curly, to coily to kinky type hair. Along with different types of textured hair, Naturalistas know what is best for their own hair type. Nowadays, many Naturalista enthusiasts share their natural hair journey experiences through blogs and provide many tips on how to grow hair naturally, without the use of harsh chemically substances. What is your hair type?
Naturalista by Judy_Stylez July 5, 2016
A strong woman who has been through a lot of obstacle in her life yet still got the blessing
She is such a Nazurah. She is the iron lady in her family. She is her family’s hope
nazurah by Tough woman December 27, 2017

Natural Obligation 

A euphemism reffering to sexual intercourse, according to a Ugandan news host.
"Do you perform the natural obligation?"

Natural woman 

A woman who is confident in her body and who does not give in to the pressures of the media, porn, or by other men and women to alter her body in any form or fashion.

She is a full fledged woman by all means of the term; her lips are natural, her breasts are real, and she has pubic hair. She does not feel the need to give herself fake breasts or butt implants. Her breasts are not enhanced to fulfill anyone else’s fantasy.

A natural woman has pubic hair on her pubic region the way nature intended. She is an adult woman; not a child with a five-year-old-looking vagina. She is proud by all the greatness that represents her natural state.

She ignores criticism by other people (Both men and women) for her to live up to the superficial expectations of constant reinforced imagery and persuasion of mainstream media and pornography that tell her she needs to alter her body to be sexy and attractive. In truth, through all her trials and tribulations, she is a natural and beautiful woman. She is truly a work of art.
Jonny: Dude, I made love to a beautiful woman last night.

Delroy: Oh really?

Jonny: Yep, she was different. She didn’t have fake breasts and she actually had pubic hair down below.

Delroy: Wow. She’s a Natural Woman – A rare gem these days. You can handle that, right?

Jonny: Of course. Real men appreciate natural women, so it’s not a problem at all for me.