Nalgene

noun of measurement, indicating a liter of a particular liquid. From the popular liter-sized water bottle brand.

I had half a Nalgene of beer last night.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Nalgene

v. To drink an excessively large mixed drink from 1000 mL to the point when nothing remains. Often closely associated with drunk dialing and temporary psychosis.

"So, I decided to Nalgene last night, and I'm pretty sure I called my old best friend from fifth grade, as well as my grandmother. Additionally, I seem to have some unexplained bruises. Perhaps they are related to the pictures my friends took of me leaping from a roof in a cape."

by JLM and VBK June 5, 2005

Nalgene

A loser and generally useless, incompetent human being. They are likely in their 30s and Mum still buys their undies. They could stub their toe in a swimming pool or get carsick riding their tricycle. A Nalgene probably has a speech impediment.

"Man, Jim is such a Nalgene, he sucks at everything!"

by PatK96 October 22, 2023