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make my foot itch

A way to describe something that is not just irritating today, but will continue to annoy long into the future with no signs of relief. Something or, usually, someone who has qualities that would make you so angry and frustrated that you'd consider killing yourself, them or both to escape.
A phrase brilliantly used by Hilary Devey on the BBC show, Dragon's Den: "You would make my foot itch, mate! I'm not amused. I'm angry."
by Vpm2 October 8, 2020
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put my foot down

to tell someone in a strong way that they must do something or that they must stop doing something. You can't just let him do what he wants, you'll have to put your foot down.
When Anna came home drunk one afternoon I decided it was time to put my foot down.
by tsvijay May 17, 2006
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My foot-long schlong

A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are
by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021
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you want my foot?

The act of ramming your foot so far down someone's throat that they orgasm as you tickle their tonsils with your ankle.
Crofty: Kyle, you want my foot?
Kyle: (no response)
Crofty:*rams foot down mouth*
Kyle: *gags before screaming with delight as his tonsils are caught on Crofty's toenails before ejaculating through his nostrils*
by BBMC May 16, 2010
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Put my foot in the custard

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard
by Ansaru September 26, 2012
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my foot in your ass

What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.
My foot in your ass feels as if i had my hand stuck in the cheese wiz jar once again.
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003
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