Mush Rot

shitty feeling in stomach after eating mushrooms

Dude this mush rot kills dude

by mushy mc'musherson October 10, 2010

shush ya mush

A polite way of saying shut up. (As polite as slang gets anyway!)

Shush meaning 'be quiet'
Ya meaning 'Your'
Mush meaning 'face/mouth' etc.

You starting on me bruv?
I don't need you!
Ahh shush ya mush.

by Lauzz180 May 28, 2008

mudshot

turgid wet mix of poo that is ejected with a single flexing of the gut. Shrapnel splatter is an acceptable casualty, but the bulk of the pile should be a singular paddy centered directly under anus. Often accompanied by feeling of well being and accomplishment. Underreported as the Eureka moment it is.

He lowered himself and quenched. The mudshot was almost painful, it was so beautiful. He felt himself drawn to a bright light and people who had been long dead surrounded him. It's not your time yet, they told him. There is much wiping to do. When he opened his eyes, he knew what to do. He put in his notice at work and bought a Harley that afternoon.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

mush hour

1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.

Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

mugshawty

A portmanteau of mugshot and shawty. A hot girl as shown through her mugshot.

Made popular by the Twitter account "Mugshawtys"

Free my mugshawty, the only thing she's guilty of is stealing my heart. Hope bae gets bail.

by KevinLevin June 26, 2020

Australian Mugshot

A dirty photograph taken at such an angle that both the taint and ballsack are featured. To take such an image one must raise one leg onto a counter, reach the same arm down unda’ to take photo using front camera on ones phone.

Hey dawg just sent my girl an Australian Mugshot, she be drippin’.

by Wiley Steinburner IV August 28, 2018

pulling a mush

When you fap on call with or without letting the other person know, is tenderly referred to as 'pulling a mush'.

"Ah yeah, I was pulling a mush when I called you last night." "Really? You shouldve told me we could've done something."

by forgottenkiwis April 1, 2019