fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

swimming for mussels

Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.

Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."

by L Castillo December 1, 2007

Muskelonius

Of or relating to Elon Musk.

We grow weary of muskelonius antics.

by Myster Manny November 21, 2021

Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold

Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha June 22, 2006

Mushels

Mushels look like large muscles, but are an optical illusion of adipose (fat) tissue thickly layered over actual muscles.

Key difference when flexing: Mushels will squish when grasped—actual muscles won't. (Mushy more than muscled.)

I got nothing against mushels ... Until you counterfeit them as actual muscles in photos with dark spray tan lines or photoshop to mimic cuts), committing body fat forgery. Pseudo-Swole like pro wrestlers.

by JuYoRican August 10, 2017

Muckelspäck

Is when your best friend does something silly or stupid to an inanimate object or when a friend does something to you that has offended you. Can also be used as an insult.

Man1 "That ball is so stupid it does not do what I say."

Man2 "Wow you are such a muckelspäck."

Man1 "Stfu you are such a pussy

Man2 "Better watch your mouth or im gonna muckelspäcka you"

by Jez3my May 17, 2019