muscoda

A small town in south-west Wisconsin full of self-righteous, inbred, redneck hicks.

Have you been to Muscoda lately? I could feel my IQ lowering the longer I stayed there.

by Volcanic Cat April 16, 2016

muscolyritosis

A disease that causes a break down in the central nervous system resulting in occasional muscle spasms. In rare cases indecent exposure been reported of the female variety.

i have the disease muscolyritosis.
b/c of muscolyritosis that girl is now topless

by late_night_thinker August 21, 2009

Muscoobs

Term for a mans chest, when he is toned and does not have moobs. Instead it is muscle, and is therefore known as muscoobs.

Girl: "wow that guy has some nice muscoobs! What a hottie!"
Guy: "I have been hittin the gym lately, and I've got muscoobs to prove it!"

by Vball4ever November 20, 2010

Muscovy Duck

A duck that looks to be a cross between a turkey and a duck, but ducks and turkeys don't cross.

Is that a turkey duck

No that's a Muscovy Duck, turkeys and ducks don't cross.

by BAM! I'm sexy April 1, 2010

White Muscovite

{noun}

a cocktail of vodka, cream or milk, and Starbucks cream liquor.

I've devised a bastardized White Russian. Milk, vodka, and Starbucks Cream liquor. Served chilled of course. I call it a White Muscovite.

by Tsarstepan December 21, 2012

muscoso

A member of the Facebook group Musca.

That guy looks gay, he's probably a muscoso.

by Otro muscoso September 22, 2018

Musco

Musco: A womaniser with a massive bulge, rides back ends like a trailer. And quite a powerful person.

Wow I had a night in with a musco yesterday, I can’t even walk he clapped me that hard.

Wow he must be a musco I felt the presence of him from the other side of the county

by Ahebdidisnebejs March 4, 2021