Murple

a bloody queif. In other words; a pussy-fart accompanied by bloody material.

"When Paxton "murpled"...damn that bitch stained the mutherfuckin upolstery in my jeep.

Murple by i kill you now January 22, 2009

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A very, very dark skinned African American person who looks more than dark purple. More + purple = murple.

Bro, you see that guy? He was so dark he was murple!

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murple

The swollen and expanded anal passage of an animal usually a dog before it defecates.

Our dog Cleo's murple was the size of a tennis ball before she shit on our neighbors lawn.

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warm, fuzzy, happy, and otherwise right cause of another person

I feel murple when I am with Andrea.

murple by John Qualls March 3, 2008

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When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater

"Good God that stinks! Lincoln let out a nasty murple."

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kinda like "purple" but more manly...
Manly pURPLE

my his shirt is a nice shade of murple, but its not gay cause its murple...

murple by gonzo April 3, 2004

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a fart that slips up and out ur vagina (especially if ur sittin down)

she just murpled

murple by Joy June 10, 2004

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