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murph

A naturally occuring wedgie.
SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!
by wysiwyg May 15, 2004
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Murph

George, what is the answer for question 3

Murph

Stop kidding around, what’s the answer?!

MURPH

Oh got it ok
by Murphanian March 11, 2018
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Murph

(Verb) To hit on, flirt, or otherwise spit game with another.
I'm going to the club to murph for some weird.

Ryan's at the end of the bar, murphing on Hayley.

Murphing is more an art than a science.
by BCMock January 27, 2011
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Murphing

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.
James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.
by En_are June 25, 2008
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murph

When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.
"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."

"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
by Harry-J54 May 11, 2009
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Murphed

Whoa! She just got murphed!
by Rockaway Boys January 2, 2011
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Murphed

The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.
Last night at the frat house Murph Murphed me!

I was Murphed last night.
by Sammvv August 23, 2016
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