by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

George, what is the answer for question 3
Murph
Stop kidding around, what’s the answer?!
MURPH
Oh got it ok
Murph
Stop kidding around, what’s the answer?!
MURPH
Oh got it ok
by Murphanian March 11, 2018

I'm going to the club to murph for some weird.
Ryan's at the end of the bar, murphing on Hayley.
Murphing is more an art than a science.
Ryan's at the end of the bar, murphing on Hayley.
Murphing is more an art than a science.
by BCMock January 27, 2011

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.
by En_are June 25, 2008

When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.
"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."
"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
by Harry-J54 May 11, 2009

by Rockaway Boys January 2, 2011

The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.
by Sammvv August 23, 2016
