mumpet

male version of a "strumpet"

that dude is a total mumpet!

by alicek11 August 17, 2009

Murped

Murdered and Raped

Kane was Murped last night by 7 gang members.

by Kay McMurtre December 23, 2008

The Mumper

When a woman is performing oral sex (man or woman) on you and you insert your big toe in her vagina. Difficulty is 10/10.

Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.

by LJCCHI April 12, 2020

pull a mumed

not trying to wear a mask and not believe in covid 19

The Student Today decided to Pull a mumed in class.

by Mumedzy October 7, 2022

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

Exclusively featured on www.xdafied.com

The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 19, 2005

Murped

Unnaturally ugly and weird looking

Wait Alex is actually murped

by Francescrawr July 14, 2021

Mumper

Similar to a 'Dohdle', but generally reserved for small animals such as chinchillas, dogs and animated characters. Mumpers generally do not understand the circumstance in which they find themselves as they are so cute and helpless.

Can also be combined with 'Dohdle' to make 'Mumper-dohdle'.

Suffixes include, but are not limited to, "man", "woman", "dohdle", "bumper", "chumper", "trumpet", "face".

"Awww, look at her, she's such a wee mumper."

by Mr Pseudonym Anonymous July 18, 2009