Mummified 

Have anal intercourse, when finished, use a towel or toilet paper to wipe off your penis. For the brief moment it is covered in cloth, it has been mummified

Bro did you get mummified last night?
Hell yeah! Jenny is a freak!

Mummified by Air Assault November 3, 2020

mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

mummified dweebo

One who does not like people talking during a movie

"Quiet Down in Front!"
"Hey, stop being a mummified dweebo!!!'

mummified dweebo by t3h tr0n March 17, 2008

Mummified cat man 

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.

"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"

Mummified cat man by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

Autoerotic Mummification by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012

Dummified 

One is who wrapped up in their own stupidity, similar to a mummy = mummified. Dummified people are so stupid that they should be individually wrapped without spreading their stupidity to others

Come'on, why are you so dummified you don't know when to shut up?!

John Smith's friends were are dummified when faced with a sophisticated question they just stood their, dummified.

Dummified by Batgirl58 March 31, 2011

Mommyfied 

When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.

"Did she just say she has to go tinkle?" "Yeah, she's mommyfied"

"That poor girl is mommyfied"

Mommyfied by CMRPhillips March 26, 2010