mummy battle

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

by mantion May 26, 2010

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja

"Teri Mummy Meri Hoja" is a clip from a video from YouTuber SunRayBee titled "INDIAN CRINGE KID, Bindass Kavya".

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja. Ab To Kuch Kar Hi Nahi Sakta. Ab To Ho Gayi Teri Mummy Meri *giggles*

by skelebro1 January 17, 2022

müzeyyen

The most beautiful person you may have met, will probably be a mother of two beautiful little children. may probably be Turkish, or not.

Wow, never met someone as beautiful as Müzeyyen!

by angxlic April 16, 2020

blood mummy

Used tampon or pad that has been wrapped in toilet paper and thrown in the trash.

Carol must be on the rag, she just buried another blood mummy in the bathroom trashcan!

by Clamhammer July 25, 2012

cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

by HBT September 13, 2003

Toilet Mummy

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

by naterooni August 18, 2008

mumzy

another way to say mother or mom

You: hey mumzy, wats up?
Mom: whaaaatttt??

by Asphyxiation1017 August 7, 2011