multitasking

A nice way to say that you're doing many different things at the same time. And since no one can divide by 0, that means you're doing many different things half-assed.

Joe thought that he would multitask by doing his physics homework during his math class. His multitasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.

by Joe Sabs December 9, 2008

multipasking

Portmanteau of multitasking and paska, Finnish for shit. Like multitrashing but the end result is mentioned in the name. Nothing will ever be finished and the work in progress is just all crap.

Could you repeat that? I was multipasking and didn't listen.

by Ztn April 7, 2021

armenian multitasking

(drinking, smoking (preferably a cigarette), hood protection, phonecall's)

Hawmie, lately I've been through a lot of armenian multitasking.
Worr up big bad dawg, I'm chainsmoking up this bitch.

by HollywoodAxper June 27, 2023

Multislacking

Doing two useless things at once.

"Dude, I can't mop the living room because I'm multislacking a documentary about Beany Babies while I'm planting celery in Farmville."

by Junior Warden November 7, 2011

multi-flasking

Bringing multiple flasks to an event where one just won't do.

Got two flasks bro. Two flasks.
Ahh. Multi-flasking. I like it.

by McFALLONohhhya June 18, 2011

iPad multitasking

buying more than one iPad to multitask because one machine can't do anything on it's own

Hah! My riches can afford iPad multitasking whilst your $2xx netbook defeats my $1200 in hardware!

by O Rly Appl? April 9, 2010

multislacking

Having two or more non-work related web pages, open on your work computer, at one time.

I was at my desk, multislacking, when my boss walked in and I had to close five browsers in .5 seconds!

by stacy webster January 14, 2008