muffin

the freakin' best kind of pastry ever made. comes in various flavors like plain, strawberry, chocolate chip, blueberry, cinnamon
strudel, etc.
dude1:hey, dude2! whatya got there ?

dude2:a muffin. its quite delicious
by frosted flakes. April 11, 2009
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muffin

A breakfeast food. Can have various smells and Flavors. Are often linked to pancakes. Often served at restaraunts and hospitals for snacks and or breakfast. One of the most popular breakfast foods, muffins are going in people all over the world.
There's a muffin. its like a wanna be Cupcake
by thisamazinglifenow February 06, 2010
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muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food
1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."
by Urban Dictionary February 09, 2005
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muffin

the cutest most adorable huggable squeeshable thing ever. can refer to puppies, boyfriends, best friends, etc...
mario is such a muffin!
by fancy granola November 16, 2005
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Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.
You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!
by Tom May 01, 2005
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" awwwww look at that puppy! it is such a muffin!"
by muffinator 5000 March 16, 2009
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Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins;
You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.

Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing. X)
"Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."
by The Muffin Mans Wifey September 01, 2006
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