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muffin
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A really
good
bakery item-thing. This is probally the only
definition
for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to
paint
muffins.
I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy
old
guy
tried
to
eat me
.
muffin
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Kirug
January 5, 2005
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Kirug
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A deformed moron that has no goal in life other than killing
babies
and
eating
them with
soy sauce
.
Damn
,
don
't let that guy into the
hospital
, he's a Kirug!
Kirug
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Kirug
November 21, 2004
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