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Definitions by Kirug
muffin
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A
really good
bakery item-thing. This is probally the only
definition
for a edible muffin. (
Don't you dare
say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.
I was a muffin for
Halloween
, and some crazy old guy
tried
to
eat me
.
muffin
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Kirug
January 5, 2005
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Kirug
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A
deformed
moron that has
no goal
in life other than
killing babies
and eating them with soy sauce.
Damn
, don't let
that guy
into the
hospital
, he's a Kirug!
Kirug
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Kirug
November 21, 2004
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