Muffet

Muffet, while a word with many contexsts, in this defenition will be disscussed as the character from the popular 2015 indie video game RPG, undertale.

Muffet is the main boss of Hotland, and uses a purple soul mode that makes the player be limited in movement with strings.
Her most threatening attack is her pet, who's name is curenttly unknown, that bites at the player as they scurry up.
Muffet is one of the few characters in undertale who moves the bulllet box, and she also has a text quirk, where most of it ends with a "~"

Muffet holds much love for her fellow spiders yet seems more cruel to the likes of monsters and humans.
In the true pacifist ending Muffet is able to afford a spider bakery that she runs with her fellow spiders.

Shes also the hotest character in the game because I said so
Person A: " What was your favourite undertale boss?"
Person B: "Oh, Mettaton!"
Person A: "Sweet! Mine was Muffet"
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Muffet

Vaginal afro so outta control, all you can think of is Bert & Ernie.
That chick is so freakin raggedy, I bet she's got hella muffet.
by Hayterade22 October 16, 2017
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Miss Muffet

Another adorably sweet nickname for a cute, puffy and just lovely vagina...
Miss Muffet was feeling a little sore after that pound session yesterday...
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Miss Muffet

A third person term a lady may use when speaking of her pussy in polite society.
Miss Muffet needs some attention. Can I come see you tonight around 11?
by meganelizabeth July 03, 2005
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Little Miss Muffet

My sister and I had a mutual female friend who was over to the house one day, while our parents were gone, and I was really hoping to score. I got her into the guestroom, and went to the bathroom to freshen up.

While in the bathroom, I heard my sister come home. I heard some talking, and then some muffled groans. When I walked into the guestroom, my little sister was playing Little Miss Muffet on our friends muff. Then our friend asked me to come over there stuff my cock into her mouth.

It's really much more fun to just stop here and leave you hanging!
by Mr. Bill July 28, 2006
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Hustle Muffet

A person that does the thing they were going to do while leading you to believe they weren't going to.
Becky is such a {Hustle Muffet} she just makes me so confused.
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Muffeteer

Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.
Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.
by Tim The Enchanter January 22, 2016
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