muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by Robert E. Porter January 20, 2006

muffdive

To descend upon the muff(s) in question in a thermally ascending manner, partaking with great ravishment of the toe belonging to ruminant mammals of the genus Camelus. This will usually cause the aforementhioned muff to quiver most uncontrollably while exuding large amounts of succulent lubricating liquids.

Muffdiving was solely a gentlemans sport until the last century.

by pimp0r January 19, 2004

Muffdiver

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

by CabbagePinch July 06, 2018

muffdiving

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time

hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

muffdiving

Lesbian oral sex

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time

by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003

muffdiving

The act of eating out rob taylor's butthole.

I was muffdiving last night and found a can of diet sprite.

by Roberta s June 21, 2010

collegiate muffdiver

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

by C. T. May May 11, 2010