mudlarking

The practice of larking in muddy areas (e.g. river banks, beaches) in search of long-forgotten relics.

"Have you ever gone mudlarking to the Thames?"
"Yes, I have, it's absolutely littered with clay pipe stems!!"

by Богдан April 3, 2020

Mutalking

Talking away into a phone, forgetting that you have pressed the mute key.

"I'd been mutalking for like five minutes on this conference call before I realised no one had heard a word I had said."

by WalterEgo March 19, 2009

Mudballing

When you poop into one's ass and they reciprocate the poop and it gains in mass as it travels back in forth.

Steve "I'm gonna poop in your butt."
Lindsay "I'm gonna poop it back in your butt"
Steve "Mudballing. Hawt."

by Shadow Kunai June 15, 2011

Manwalking

The practice of a man walking upright in the presence of a female with intent to oppress her woman’s rights. Man walking is a large problem in the streets according to the BAF (bitch ass feminists), as it’s discriminating to their rights. Many men aren’t aware when the manwalk, as it’s been ingrained into the male patriarchy. The easiest way to stop manwalking is to hit the man’s ankles with a pipe, rendering him unable to walk, and thus manwalk.

“Look at that man manwalking!”
“That’s terrible, where’s a pipe?”

by WEASTMASTER November 24, 2021

Mudlarking

When you are having anal sex and the penetrated partner shits shoving poo into the penis of the penetrative partner.

I tried mudlarking with my gf last night. It kinda felt like sounding but smelt wayy worse.

by Blazing-glory-56 February 26, 2025