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Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.
Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro
by Skirka October 31, 2021
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Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"
My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022
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Mud Pie

A fake word made up to convince Sam Lawler and to prove how gullible he is.
Those mud pies need to leave the house right now.
by Elemxnt April 5, 2025
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mud pie surprise

1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.

2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.
Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"

Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."
by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014
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Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face
Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw
by JoSco July 22, 2015
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Mississippi mud pie

A Mississippi mud pie is when you have anal sex with someone you are related to
by Mississippimudbutt June 14, 2016
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Mile High Mud Pie

Sir, our first class passengers have the choice of chicken, fish, or a mile high mud pie?
by C shifter March 12, 2010
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