Mud pie 

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

Mud pie by Skirka October 31, 2021

Mud Pie 

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

Mud Pie by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022

Mud Pie 

A fake word made up to convince Sam Lawler and to prove how gullible he is.

Those mud pies need to leave the house right now.

Mud Pie by Elemxnt April 5, 2025

mud pie surprise 

1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.

2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.

Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"

Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."

mud pie surprise by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

Mud Pie Straw 

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

Mud Pie Straw by JoSco July 22, 2015

Mississippi mud pie

A Mississippi mud pie is when you have anal sex with someone you are related to

Me and sis Mississippi mud pied last night!

Mississippi mud pie by Mississippimudbutt June 14, 2016

Mile High Mud Pie 

Anal sex in an airplane bathroom.

Sir, our first class passengers have the choice of chicken, fish, or a mile high mud pie?

Mile High Mud Pie by C shifter March 12, 2010