MDFL

Muff Diver For Life- a person who likes to bury their face into loose hairy vagina.

A MDFL needs a snorkel.

by Fuck you Jimmy March 5, 2020

tenessee mudflapper

The sex act of doing anal while the partner shits, creating a momentous explosion of shit

Gary did the tenessee mudflapper on Kathy and by the end of the night she had shit all over herself

by GREENLEAN November 18, 2016

Chetwynd mudflap

Eating ass with a plastic bag

Hey guys guess what ate a girl with a chetwynd mudflap last night

by Dangercat DC69 January 30, 2019

Redneck Mudflap

A sexual act, in which a person begins to eat their significant others ass from behind. The receiving participant then sharts, leaving a spray of fecal matter on the other involved participants face, similar to mud speckled on a mud flap.

My boyfriend said he wanted to try something new in bed last night. I wasn’t even two minutes in, he sharts and redneck mudflapped my face.

by Tmoorecmooretacomunch January 4, 2021

Spanish Mudflap

When a female and a male are having sexual intercourse and the male realizes that the female had forgot to wipe after taking a crap.

Guys, i was pounding Dana last night and when I bent her over the bed to finish her off right i noticed she had a nasty Spanish Mudflap.

by Cashville King April 30, 2009

Mississippi Mudflap

A long, thick and voluminous mullet, found on the beautiful redneck of Mississippi. I liken it to a lion's mane, only much prettier when observed in it's natural habitat.

That is the prettiest blond Mississippi Mudflap I've ever seen!

by Amber Rosa January 12, 2009

Dirty mudflap

When you pass a wet fart on someones tongue as they are licking your anus.

I had mexican food last night and I accidently gave Mindy a dirty mudflap.

by Freakshow 1975 September 11, 2006