Moxon 

A boy who is incapable of closing the deal with any existing female. Usually incapable of the flirting although even when opportunities hit him right in the face the deal is never completed

“Man that guy has more chance of falling out of a boat on the ocean and not hitting water than fucking that girl”
“Man that guy is such a Moxon”

Moxon by ElRicho November 24, 2021

Moxon :) 

Moxon is a nice guy, he can be an asshole if your mean to him. He is a great cuddler and is very goofy.he treats girls with respect, only if they are not desperate hoes, and he is pretty good at sport.

Moxon :) can be used in a sentence describing a guy.

Moxon :) by Iajanw ks November 14, 2019

mr moxon 

Annoying
Mean
Doesn't believe in truth
Amazing in bed
Likes apes
Often lives in cupboards

There are apes around, mr moxon on must be near

mr moxon by Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.?! November 5, 2013

moonbat fucko 

empty headed leftist tool,
unthinking drone ready to march at the drop of an illegal substance,
lack of critical thinking and reasoning as applied to politics and social issues,
without discernment,
fodder for Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.""

"I don't know why so many people are in prison, crime rates have been falling," - What a moonbat fucko! Crime is down because more criminals are in jail,

moonbat fucko by Fox Butterfield April 5, 2013

The moon is beautiful isn’t it? 

This is an alternative way of saying i love you in Japanese

Josh: the moon is beautiful isn’t it?
Ryan: yeah it sure is..

The moon is beautiful isn’t it? by 0921783456 February 2, 2021

First Man On The Moon

On July 21, 1969, with the Apollo 11 Spaceflight, Neil Armstrong was the 1st human to step on the Moon! Buzz Aldrin joined him 20 minutes later & they spent 2 1/4th hours gathering 47.5 pounds of lunar material for return to Earth. Pilot Michael Collins stayed in lunar orbit until they returned to the ship. July 24th was splashdown at 819 miles SW of Hawaii. As Neil Armstrong took his 1st step onto the surface of the Moon, he said "1 small step by a man; 1 giant leap for mankind."

I was fortunate to see the live TV broadcast of the First Man On The Moon & it had tremendous impact on me, starting a lifelong love of space & the Moon.

First Man On The Moon by Starchylde May 29, 2016

canyon moon 

this is one of harry styles’ best songs and tbh you should go stream it before his cat evie (who tf knew he has a cat) gets angry at u

person 1: “ugh i hate canyon moon by harry styles”
person 2: *punches person 1 for having no taste*

canyon moon by coucouxmedicine September 1, 2020