A Moxon is a term that relates to getting defeated in table tennis 5-Nil. Someone who is so poor at the game they can't even win a point.
by Barrett77 December 25, 2011
A Moxon is a foul stench that the best air deodorizer's cannot eradicate. It's a horrendous body odor mixed with a wet, fungus jacket.
Michael turned up at work with unkempt and oily hair, shirt hanging over a floppy beer gut and reeking a foul pungent smell. His jacket had a smell of wet dog. He stank like a MOXON!
by Shank77 January 6, 2012
A Moxon is someone who, despite the best job training, sales books and courses available, simply has no sales ability what-so-ever! Has no ability to CLOSE a sale, couldn't even sell a bucket of water to a man on fire.
Michael was given the best glengarry leads, had customers begging to buy his products and STILL managed to blow the deals. What a complete Moxon!
by Gearan77 January 15, 2012
A Moxon is a backward type male or female with an IQ lower than a 9 year old. They laugh at their own dumb jokes and are accident prone.
by Jaymac77 July 27, 2011
The name Moxon descends from Yorkshire, in the north of England. Despite this great heritage, with famous Moxon's including the Hydrographer to Charles II, almost no one can spell the name resulting in every Moxon having to spell their surname after saying it.
by drmox February 3, 2010
Typically a small angry ginger man !! maybe a dwarf with an angry anus. very short term memory and bad toilet habits !
by Jimmy Moxon July 20, 2010
Moxon is a nice guy, he can be an asshole if your mean to him. He is a great cuddler and is very goofy.he treats girls with respect, only if they are not desperate hoes, and he is pretty good at sport.
by Iajanw ks November 15, 2019